Cheescake Crucifx - Of Course

Parting of the dead sea, raised from the dead, a new Cheesecake Factory flavor?
http://www.myfoxdfw.com/story/24314958/arizona-family-says-crucifix-formed-on-cheesecake

Study Shows Walking More is Better

Are we this dumb that we need a study to tell us this?
http://in.reuters.com/article/2013/12/25/us-walking-better-idINBRE9BO07W20131225

Mom Can't Give Cookies to Bus Driver

Someone complained so of course we have to put a stop to it...geez
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/12/21/mom-who-baked-cookies-for-school-bus-riders-for-15-years-shut-down-by-complaint/?intcmp=latestnews

New Bra For Over-eaters

Company working to create a bra that will tell a woman if she is too emotional and might eat like mad. Really? http://www.foxnews.com/tech/2013/12/04/dr-knows-breast-microsoft-working-on-smart-bra-to-help-stop-emotional-binge/

Football Game Loss Causes Murder

Woman gets so upset that her team lost that she goes and kills someone.
http://deadspin.com/alabama-fan-charged-with-murder-of-fellow-fan-after-los-1475324501?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

Overregulated Government Tells Little Girl to Beg Instead of Sell

Yep, the girl can beg for money but how dare she try to work for it
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/12/03/oregon-girl-told-cant-sell-mistletoe-but-can-beg-for-money/

When the Crazy Makes Sense You Know It's Idiocracy

Our world is truly upside down and crazy - demonstrated by the insane calling out the insane.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/toronto-mayor-rob-ford-obamacare-crazy-article-1.1529267

Woman to Give Halloween "Your Child is Fat" Letters

Yep, until we slam idiot people like this such stupidity and rudeness will continue
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/10/30/woman-to-hand-out-obese-letters-to-overweight-children/?intcmp=latestnews

Potato Gun Arrest

Yep, a reporter was arrested and house raided for having a potato gun.
http://dailycaller.com/2013/10/25/exclusive-feds-confiscate-investigative-reporters-confidential-files-during-raid/

Balls & Tag Banned on Playground

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-204_162-57606514/n.y-school-bans-balls-at-recess-cracks-down-on-tag-games-over-safety-fears/

Beggars Will Need to Be Certified

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/10/10/permit-for-panhandling-nj-town-wants-to-register-beggars/

Great Day for Stupidity - Phone Stares Ignore Shooter & No More Postgame Handshakes

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/10/09/san-francisco-rail-commuters-on-phones-didnt-notice-gun-before-killing-police/?intcmp=latestnews

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/10/09/kentucky-high-schools-told-no-more-postgame-handshakes/

Hand Gun Gets Kid Suspended

no joke. a hand gun - literally. I cannot believe how dumb we have become. http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/10/01/8-year-old-florida-boy-suspended-for-making-gun-shape-with-fingers-it-was-a-game/

A Bag Caused His Wife's Death, So He is Suing

Yep, people of Walmart strike again
http://www.cityofmoms.com/man-sues-wal-mart-for-overfilling-bag/

Cheers for Idiocracy

Yep, no more cheerleaders during the school day. Thanks to the complete ignorance of mankind...
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/08/27/florida-high-schools-banning-cheerleaders-uniforms-during-school-day/?test=latestnews

Major US City to Ban Words We Say

Did you see this one? Incredible. So worried to offend we become more stupid in our ways every day. http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/08/02/seattle-officials-call-for-ban-on-potentially-offensive-language/

Liberals Take Away Fires Because of Polution and Health Concerns

This one really made me LOL. For real. So glad I don't live in CA. No more beach fires people. When I listened to some young "expert" explain why I nearly spit my food out laughing. REALLY??? 2nd hand smoke from bonfires???
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/05/31/us/pollution-concerns-could-douse-california-beach-fires.html?pagewanted=all&_r=0

Dumbest Memorial Service Ever???

Yes, this just might top it all. Complete idiocracy.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/06/28/memorial-to-honor-50000-bumble-bees-that-died-in-oregon-parking-lot/

Can't Refuse to Hire Someone for Being a Criminal

Another reason I am no longer a big employer...this is crazy
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/06/22/obama-administration-files-suits-against-businesses-using-criminal-background/

Fartless Cows Coming Soon

Yep, in case you missed this one, I may have to close this blog after this story...
http://grist.org/list/scientists-plan-to-reduce-greenhouse-gases-by-breeding-fartless-cows/

A Bigger Butt Cost Both Arms and Legs

Yep, all for a bigger butt. So sad...
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/05/29/woman-becomes-quadruple-amputee-after-black-market-silicone-injections/

Kindergarten Needed a Cop

Yep, parents and kids fighting at Kindergarten graduation event. Nice people. Real nice.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/05/31/brawl-breaks-out-at-ohio-kindergarten-graduation/2377845/

Winner Blows 10mil in 10 Years

Yep, another lottery winner disaster.
http://www.dailyfinance.com/2013/03/25/lottery-winner-powerball-sharon-tirabassi/?ncid=txtlnkusdail00000004

Carnival Steals Life Savings

Yep, dumb man spends it all on dumb game. http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/04/30/new-hampshire-who-loses-life-savings-on-carnival-game-looks-to-appeal/?test=latestnews

One Parent Forces School to Ban Easter

Yep, Easter is so offensive one school in AL is no longer gonna use the word "Easter"
http://radio.foxnews.com/toddstarnes/top-stories/school-bans-the-word-easter.html

Cupcake Gets Kid Suspended

Yep, this one is beyond me.
http://www.infowars.com/cupcake-plastic-army-figures-declared-insensitive-by-school/

How Did He Find The Money??

Yep, homeless man finds a way to sue mom and dad.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/02/25/homeless-man-sues-parents-for-not-loving-him-enough/?test=latestnews

A Water Bottle Comedy

Yep, CNN thinks a drink from a water bottle just might ruin an up and coming conservative. Comical and stupid beyond measure.
http://famousdc.com/2013/02/13/cnn-will-a-bottle-of-water-ruin-rubio/

Gay Dog Saved

Yep, someone decided a dog was gay but thank God his life was spared. What must God be thinking about us now... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/9841735/Gay-dog-on-death-row-saved.html

Love Me Some Batman, but Really?

Yep, batmobile goes for millions. How dumb is this...
http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/cars/2013/01/20/batmobile-auction-barrett-jackson/1848733/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter&dlvrit=110940

Poop DNA Leads to Fines

Yep, read that one right. Ever see the movie "Demolition Man"? We are living that movie...
http://www.myfoxdfw.com/story/20640340/apartment-complex-to-test-dog-poop-dna

Sure, Inmates Will Return If You Let Them Out

Yep, someone was smart enough to think - "you know, these are some good peeps. Let us give them a free pass. They'll surely come back.". http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/news/2013/01/23/brazil-lets-inmates-take-holiday-vacationsurprisingly-some-dont-return/#ixzz2Iq7VIKN0?test=latestnews

This One Makes Me So Anrgy I Can't Even Think...

Yep, a bubble gun can get you put a child interrogated for 5 hours. If this ever happened to my kid oh my, just not sure what I would. Talk About Stupid! http://newsitem.com/news/mention-of-bubble-gun-gets-child-5-suspended-1.1431911

Baby Shower Rumble

Yep, this one just might take the cake. Talk about throwing the baby out with the bath....geez. Morons. http://news.yahoo.com/4-arrested-during-brawl-baby-shower-mass-144124646.html

Bible Gets Teacher Fired

Yep, instead of a Bible being the only book used in schools like it used to be now you get fired for giving one to a kid. #tohellinahandbasket. http://www.inquisitr.com/483442/walter-tutka-teacher-fired-for-giving-a-student-his-bible/

Clinton Named Father of the Year

Yep, the most immoral POTUS ever is suddenly given this title even though his only child is now an adult. It doesn't get much more idiotic than this.
http://newyork.newsday.com/news/nation/bill-clinton-named-father-of-the-year-1.4428049

100s Attend Vigil...for an Elk

Yep, right in the wonderful state of Colorado. Aren't gonna believe this one.
http://news.yahoo.com/hundreds-hold-colo-vigil-elk-killed-police-051419877.html

Dumbest Show Ever? I think so...

Yep, I do love me some Howie Mandel, but this show takes the cake in human stupidity and some of you out there probably like it. Let's flashmob someone for no apparent reason and then suddenly talk to them about some major life issue like "marry me now or it's over"???  http://www.fox.com/mobbed/