Love Me Some Batman, but Really?

Yep, batmobile goes for millions. How dumb is this...
http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/cars/2013/01/20/batmobile-auction-barrett-jackson/1848733/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter&dlvrit=110940

Poop DNA Leads to Fines

Yep, read that one right. Ever see the movie "Demolition Man"? We are living that movie...
http://www.myfoxdfw.com/story/20640340/apartment-complex-to-test-dog-poop-dna

Sure, Inmates Will Return If You Let Them Out

Yep, someone was smart enough to think - "you know, these are some good peeps. Let us give them a free pass. They'll surely come back.". http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/news/2013/01/23/brazil-lets-inmates-take-holiday-vacationsurprisingly-some-dont-return/#ixzz2Iq7VIKN0?test=latestnews

This One Makes Me So Anrgy I Can't Even Think...

Yep, a bubble gun can get you put a child interrogated for 5 hours. If this ever happened to my kid oh my, just not sure what I would. Talk About Stupid! http://newsitem.com/news/mention-of-bubble-gun-gets-child-5-suspended-1.1431911

Baby Shower Rumble

Yep, this one just might take the cake. Talk about throwing the baby out with the bath....geez. Morons. http://news.yahoo.com/4-arrested-during-brawl-baby-shower-mass-144124646.html

Bible Gets Teacher Fired

Yep, instead of a Bible being the only book used in schools like it used to be now you get fired for giving one to a kid. #tohellinahandbasket. http://www.inquisitr.com/483442/walter-tutka-teacher-fired-for-giving-a-student-his-bible/

Clinton Named Father of the Year

Yep, the most immoral POTUS ever is suddenly given this title even though his only child is now an adult. It doesn't get much more idiotic than this.
http://newyork.newsday.com/news/nation/bill-clinton-named-father-of-the-year-1.4428049

100s Attend Vigil...for an Elk

Yep, right in the wonderful state of Colorado. Aren't gonna believe this one.
http://news.yahoo.com/hundreds-hold-colo-vigil-elk-killed-police-051419877.html

Dumbest Show Ever? I think so...

Yep, I do love me some Howie Mandel, but this show takes the cake in human stupidity and some of you out there probably like it. Let's flashmob someone for no apparent reason and then suddenly talk to them about some major life issue like "marry me now or it's over"???  http://www.fox.com/mobbed/