Student ARRESTED For Writing Story About Shooting....a Dinasour

Yep. Is this the dumbest of them all?

http://dailycaller.com/2014/08/21/high-school-kid-arrested-for-writing-about-shooting-a-dinosaur/ 

Fined For Not Watering, When Told Not To? Sure That Makes Sense

Yep, gotta love the government and its regulations. You lose either way...

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/07/19/california-couple-faces-fine-for-brown-lawn-after-complying-with-water-saving/?intcmp=obnetwork

Stupid Kid Tried to Share Books on the Street...What Was He Thinking?

Yep, little johnny was welcomed to the liberal, progressive over-reach age when his local government shut down his free library book exchange.
http://www.today.com/news/kansas-city-shuts-down-boys-little-free-library-1D79832389

Woman Wanted Perfect "Selfie" So She....

Yep, it's true. Mankind has lost its ability to have a single rational thought. She could have used a phone app, instead she had plastic surgery to get that perfect selfie.


http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/woman-undergoes-plastic-surgery-perfect-selfie-23419667

US Government to Spend $400 Million on Camel

Yep, we owe trillions of dollars, so this makes all the sense in the world...
http://www.tpnn.com/2014/03/31/why-is-obama-admin-spending-400k-on-a-camel-sculpture-in-pakistan/

Her Zipper Was Stuck, So Husband Called 911

Yep, this actually happened....http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/oddnews/man-calls-911-because-his-wife%E2%80%99s-jacket-zipper-got-stuck-222056633.html

NYC to Ban....Horses

Yep, libtards just keep getting more ignorant
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/banning-horse-drawn-carriages-an-early-focus-for-new-yorks-new-mayor/