Winner Blows 10mil in 10 Years

Yep, another lottery winner disaster.
http://www.dailyfinance.com/2013/03/25/lottery-winner-powerball-sharon-tirabassi/?ncid=txtlnkusdail00000004

Carnival Steals Life Savings

Yep, dumb man spends it all on dumb game. http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/04/30/new-hampshire-who-loses-life-savings-on-carnival-game-looks-to-appeal/?test=latestnews

One Parent Forces School to Ban Easter

Yep, Easter is so offensive one school in AL is no longer gonna use the word "Easter"
http://radio.foxnews.com/toddstarnes/top-stories/school-bans-the-word-easter.html

Cupcake Gets Kid Suspended

Yep, this one is beyond me.
http://www.infowars.com/cupcake-plastic-army-figures-declared-insensitive-by-school/

How Did He Find The Money??

Yep, homeless man finds a way to sue mom and dad.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/02/25/homeless-man-sues-parents-for-not-loving-him-enough/?test=latestnews

A Water Bottle Comedy

Yep, CNN thinks a drink from a water bottle just might ruin an up and coming conservative. Comical and stupid beyond measure.
http://famousdc.com/2013/02/13/cnn-will-a-bottle-of-water-ruin-rubio/

Gay Dog Saved

Yep, someone decided a dog was gay but thank God his life was spared. What must God be thinking about us now... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/9841735/Gay-dog-on-death-row-saved.html