Fartless Cows Coming Soon

Yep, in case you missed this one, I may have to close this blog after this story...
http://grist.org/list/scientists-plan-to-reduce-greenhouse-gases-by-breeding-fartless-cows/

A Bigger Butt Cost Both Arms and Legs

Yep, all for a bigger butt. So sad...
http://www.foxnews.com/health/2013/05/29/woman-becomes-quadruple-amputee-after-black-market-silicone-injections/

Kindergarten Needed a Cop

Yep, parents and kids fighting at Kindergarten graduation event. Nice people. Real nice.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2013/05/31/brawl-breaks-out-at-ohio-kindergarten-graduation/2377845/

Winner Blows 10mil in 10 Years

Yep, another lottery winner disaster.
http://www.dailyfinance.com/2013/03/25/lottery-winner-powerball-sharon-tirabassi/?ncid=txtlnkusdail00000004

Carnival Steals Life Savings

Yep, dumb man spends it all on dumb game. http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/04/30/new-hampshire-who-loses-life-savings-on-carnival-game-looks-to-appeal/?test=latestnews

One Parent Forces School to Ban Easter

Yep, Easter is so offensive one school in AL is no longer gonna use the word "Easter"
http://radio.foxnews.com/toddstarnes/top-stories/school-bans-the-word-easter.html

Cupcake Gets Kid Suspended

Yep, this one is beyond me.
http://www.infowars.com/cupcake-plastic-army-figures-declared-insensitive-by-school/